Uzi Tactical Defender Pen
This unique pen could just save your life one day. The Uzi Tactical Pen is made of aircraft grade aluminum and can write upside down or even under water. The crown of the pen doubles as a very sharp weapon and a DNA catcher in case you are attacked. If you find yourself trapped in your car and need to break the glass, this pen includes a glass breaker as well as a hidden handcuff key. Pen accepts standard Parker or Fisher Space Pen refills.